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wedge ass

someone who has 'something' wedged up their ass. and by 'something,' you know what i mean
players in the locker room: "Man, why is coach such a wedge ass?"
by SkipDawg November 29, 2016
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bare ass wedge

to earn own or get a serious amount of money
the deal went well i got bare ass wedge for it
by paul monks February 7, 2008
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Ass Wedge

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.
Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Italian Ass Wedge

When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.
I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.
by Aferly April 5, 2023
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cilt pussy ass wedgie

the painful act of pulling underwear through your private part
(a true story)

when i was 18, i was bullied. one day while walking home from school, a group of guys gave me a wedgie and dragged me to their house. they hung me from the basketball hoop and stripped me naked, the took pictures of me while cutting holes in my shirt and bra. after about an hour, they took me to their room and hung me on those pull up bars. they were pretty tall, and started spanking the hell out of me, then took turns sucking me. i screamed and moaned but their mom was passed out. they ended up going into me and shoving things like rulers, tomatoes and medals into me while letting the ribbons hang out of me. they also gave me a bunch of nipple twisting. since my mom and dad were out for the week they made me hand for over 3 days, only giving me cum to drink while jerking off. when i needed to use the bathroom, they filmed me and didnt let me get off. they washed me with my piss and waste, while videoing everything. after about a week of taking turns on me, showeing me in my waste, feeding me cum and 5L of water an hour, they let me go. i had to go home with my clothes wet (i was wearing a microskirt, leggings, a white crop and a red bra) with holes displaying my ass and tits/nipples. my clothes were wet with my piss and they blackmailed me for a month before everyone in my school found out. after that instance, they gave me constant squeaky clean wedgies and made my pussy and nipples hella sore. i hate cilt pussy ass wedgie.
by hornypussy May 10, 2025
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