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wedge ass 

someone who has 'something' wedged up their ass. and by 'something,' you know what i mean
players in the locker room: "Man, why is coach such a wedge ass?"
wedge ass by SkipDawg November 29, 2016
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bare ass wedge 

to earn own or get a serious amount of money
the deal went well i got bare ass wedge for it
bare ass wedge by paul monks February 7, 2008

Ass Wedge 

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.
Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.
Ass Wedge by Gearls March 6, 2009

Italian Ass Wedge 

When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.
I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.
Italian Ass Wedge by Aferly April 5, 2023

cilt pussy ass wedgie

the painful act of pulling underwear through your private part
(a true story)

when i was 18, i was bullied. one day while walking home from school, a group of guys gave me a wedgie and dragged me to their house. they hung me from the basketball hoop and stripped me naked, the took pictures of me while cutting holes in my shirt and bra. after about an hour, they took me to their room and hung me on those pull up bars. they were pretty tall, and started spanking the hell out of me, then took turns sucking me. i screamed and moaned but their mom was passed out. they ended up going into me and shoving things like rulers, tomatoes and medals into me while letting the ribbons hang out of me. they also gave me a bunch of nipple twisting. since my mom and dad were out for the week they made me hand for over 3 days, only giving me cum to drink while jerking off. when i needed to use the bathroom, they filmed me and didnt let me get off. they washed me with my piss and waste, while videoing everything. after about a week of taking turns on me, showeing me in my waste, feeding me cum and 5L of water an hour, they let me go. i had to go home with my clothes wet (i was wearing a microskirt, leggings, a white crop and a red bra) with holes displaying my ass and tits/nipples. my clothes were wet with my piss and they blackmailed me for a month before everyone in my school found out. after that instance, they gave me constant squeaky clean wedgies and made my pussy and nipples hella sore. i hate cilt pussy ass wedgie.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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