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bare ass wedge
bare ass wedge by paul monks February 7, 2008
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cilt pussy ass wedgie
(a true story)
when i was 18, i was bullied. one day while walking home from school, a group of guys gave me a wedgie and dragged me to their house. they hung me from the basketball hoop and stripped me naked, the took pictures of me while cutting holes in my shirt and bra. after about an hour, they took me to their room and hung me on those pull up bars. they were pretty tall, and started spanking the hell out of me, then took turns sucking me. i screamed and moaned but their mom was passed out. they ended up going into me and shoving things like rulers, tomatoes and medals into me while letting the ribbons hang out of me. they also gave me a bunch of nipple twisting. since my mom and dad were out for the week they made me hand for over 3 days, only giving me cum to drink while jerking off. when i needed to use the bathroom, they filmed me and didnt let me get off. they washed me with my piss and waste, while videoing everything. after about a week of taking turns on me, showeing me in my waste, feeding me cum and 5L of water an hour, they let me go. i had to go home with my clothes wet (i was wearing a microskirt, leggings, a white crop and a red bra) with holes displaying my ass and tits/nipples. my clothes were wet with my piss and they blackmailed me for a month before everyone in my school found out. after that instance, they gave me constant squeaky clean wedgies and made my pussy and nipples hella sore. i hate cilt pussy ass wedgie.
when i was 18, i was bullied. one day while walking home from school, a group of guys gave me a wedgie and dragged me to their house. they hung me from the basketball hoop and stripped me naked, the took pictures of me while cutting holes in my shirt and bra. after about an hour, they took me to their room and hung me on those pull up bars. they were pretty tall, and started spanking the hell out of me, then took turns sucking me. i screamed and moaned but their mom was passed out. they ended up going into me and shoving things like rulers, tomatoes and medals into me while letting the ribbons hang out of me. they also gave me a bunch of nipple twisting. since my mom and dad were out for the week they made me hand for over 3 days, only giving me cum to drink while jerking off. when i needed to use the bathroom, they filmed me and didnt let me get off. they washed me with my piss and waste, while videoing everything. after about a week of taking turns on me, showeing me in my waste, feeding me cum and 5L of water an hour, they let me go. i had to go home with my clothes wet (i was wearing a microskirt, leggings, a white crop and a red bra) with holes displaying my ass and tits/nipples. my clothes were wet with my piss and they blackmailed me for a month before everyone in my school found out. after that instance, they gave me constant squeaky clean wedgies and made my pussy and nipples hella sore. i hate cilt pussy ass wedgie.
cilt pussy ass wedgie by hornypussy May 10, 2025
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