A Wabslinger, Commonly known as a Slinger Of Wabs or The Wabshlanger is a creature that roams the streets of North Belfast terrorising the elderly and youth alike.
A common use of the Wabslinger is to crawl on all fours similar to that of a spider, then use the infamous mating call a high pitched 'WHATCHASAYYASLABBER' then proceeds to throw the aul Richard/Wang/Shlong/Trouser Snake at his enemies.
If approached back off slowly don't make eye contact he may seem innocent but he's an animal.
A common use of the Wabslinger is to crawl on all fours similar to that of a spider, then use the infamous mating call a high pitched 'WHATCHASAYYASLABBER' then proceeds to throw the aul Richard/Wang/Shlong/Trouser Snake at his enemies.
If approached back off slowly don't make eye contact he may seem innocent but he's an animal.
It is used via a Wab and a Sling by a man who claims he loves it. That's the real Wabslinger so it is!
by MaskOfAnarchy April 24, 2017
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