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Webmasters 

Bunch of lazy born idle morons who sit on their fat arses and do absolutley nothing. They sit on aol messenger all day and night and their idle away messages stay on. There are some decent webmasters out there that get themselves a job and come home and go on the internet and do their sites. People like Timothy Hoffmeyer from Michigan, USA, just sit on their born idle backsides and can't be bothered to get a job.
They sit on aol messenger all day and night and their idle away messages stay on.
Webmasters by Lee Stewart September 8, 2004
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Webmaster 

An outdated occupation, just like haberdasher, miliner or blacksmith.

In mediaeval times, every website had a Webmaster who used his mystical computing powers to keep all the flashing text, unreadable links and "under construction" signs safely in place.

These days people have found other ways of making websites work, and the last use of the word "webmaster" happened on Geocities some time in 2004.
0000247 visits since March 1998! Don't forget to sign the guEstbook! Contact the webmaster!
Webmaster by Bobby Tables October 26, 2009

Websterscape 

A runescape private server, where everything is easier than the normal runescape, owned by jagex.
Dood, I hate that admin Jester, on Websterscape
Websterscape by Ignorant Fool February 21, 2010

talk to the webmaster 

thats an idiom i coined recently , usually most of companies dnt put their email address on their sites , they just put an email address for people to send any notice or if they got fraud recruitment to the site's webmaster ! so the only way to make your cv or demand go to them is sending it it to the webmaster ,so talk to the webmaster is a good phrase to say it to someone who is almost desperate to find a job or an apartment to rent!
John ; ouch!!!!i bin working on all these sites for about 6 months ,but all was in vain to get a job ,i even tried to fax my cv to those companies but no result !! kay: oohh poor ya why dontcha talk to the webmaster !?

Webmistress 

1. Female webmaster.
2. A female who programs, designs, and/or creates a web site.
The sorority's web site is not working properly; I will contact the webmistress of the problem.
Webmistress by Cryptic March 5, 2004

Webmaster 

somebody who does the programing and designing of a website.
if you have problems with this website, email the webmaster
Webmaster by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Webmaster 

One with a mastery of only the most cursory skills for online publishing - most likely obtained by reading "HTML for Dummies."
If you have a question about our gaming site, please contact the Dungeon Mast... err... Webmaster.
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