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Webmasters 

Bunch of lazy born idle morons who sit on their fat arses and do absolutley nothing. They sit on aol messenger all day and night and their idle away messages stay on. There are some decent webmasters out there that get themselves a job and come home and go on the internet and do their sites. People like Timothy Hoffmeyer from Michigan, USA, just sit on their born idle backsides and can't be bothered to get a job.
They sit on aol messenger all day and night and their idle away messages stay on.
Webmasters by Lee Stewart September 8, 2004
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Webmaster 

An outdated occupation, just like haberdasher, miliner or blacksmith.

In mediaeval times, every website had a Webmaster who used his mystical computing powers to keep all the flashing text, unreadable links and "under construction" signs safely in place.

These days people have found other ways of making websites work, and the last use of the word "webmaster" happened on Geocities some time in 2004.
0000247 visits since March 1998! Don't forget to sign the guEstbook! Contact the webmaster!
Webmaster by Bobby Tables October 26, 2009

Websterscape 

A runescape private server, where everything is easier than the normal runescape, owned by jagex.
Dood, I hate that admin Jester, on Websterscape
Websterscape by Ignorant Fool February 21, 2010

talk to the webmaster 

thats an idiom i coined recently , usually most of companies dnt put their email address on their sites , they just put an email address for people to send any notice or if they got fraud recruitment to the site's webmaster ! so the only way to make your cv or demand go to them is sending it it to the webmaster ,so talk to the webmaster is a good phrase to say it to someone who is almost desperate to find a job or an apartment to rent!
John ; ouch!!!!i bin working on all these sites for about 6 months ,but all was in vain to get a job ,i even tried to fax my cv to those companies but no result !! kay: oohh poor ya why dontcha talk to the webmaster !?

Webmistress 

1. Female webmaster.
2. A female who programs, designs, and/or creates a web site.
The sorority's web site is not working properly; I will contact the webmistress of the problem.
Webmistress by Cryptic March 5, 2004

Webmaster 

somebody who does the programing and designing of a website.
if you have problems with this website, email the webmaster
Webmaster by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Webmaster 

One with a mastery of only the most cursory skills for online publishing - most likely obtained by reading "HTML for Dummies."
If you have a question about our gaming site, please contact the Dungeon Mast... err... Webmaster.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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