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Someone who is not as good as yourself.
Domizzle - hey jude your such a weakston.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAKSSSSSSTOOOOOONNNNN!
weakston by Domizzle August 22, 2005

weakybeatup 

Someone who cringes from conflict, agrees to all demands, and flees when attacked.
Tad is such a weakybeatup that his neighbor has him taking his suits to the drycleaners.
weakybeatup by klagster June 5, 2015
Combination of 'well' and 'easy' for when you're feeling particularly lazy.
Don't worry mate, it'll be weasy.
weasy by PippaKate September 12, 2006

weaksauce 

Something that is incredibly lame, weak, or uncool.
Jake: Did you see Jarrod's pink shirt?
Frank: Yeah, man, that rag is total weaksauce!
weaksauce by Mat B December 30, 2005

weaksauce mcweak

Someone who can't stay up past 12:30 AM because they lack the ability of being "awesome". Usually falls asleep after this time immediately or has some type of excuse, ex. I have work at 10 in the morning, I need sleep.

The mcweak refers to the person taking the insult, and the weaksauce refers to being weak, insufficient, puny, pathetic, or even at times saucey.
"Man, Taylor and Jordan should make a club called Weaksauce Mcweaks united, they apparently can't stay up past 12:30."

"That guys such a weaksauce mcweak, who works at 10 in the morning?"
weaksauce mcweak by Rapom June 1, 2009

Weaksauce 

Paltry, insufficient, and laughable in effort
Terribly offended, the girl could only point and laugh at the weaksauce in Ximian's shorts.
Weaksauce by DTM Power August 18, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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