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weakly bastenson 

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.
A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

Weekly Wackadadoo 

Familiar term used for a 1. Gem Grabber, 2. Listener of the podcast, 3. Creator and devout follower of internet celebrity Nick mason and Goat Han Solo.
"That Weekly Wackadadoo sure is a bloody legend mate!"
Weekly Wackadadoo by JaxRuan September 16, 2016

weakybeatup 

Someone who cringes from conflict, agrees to all demands, and flees when attacked.
Tad is such a weakybeatup that his neighbor has him taking his suits to the drycleaners.
weakybeatup by klagster June 5, 2015

Weekly World News 

Weekly World News is a Black and White journal of information and opinion pulished each Monday.

On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.

Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.

Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.
"Jane told me about that angel shot down by U.S. troops"

"Where'd she get that from?"

"Weekly World News"
Weekly World News by Anonymous August 10, 2004

Weekly World News 

Apparently the most widely-read magazine in the world. Each article is a beautifully crafted work of fiction, that only senile old people or the truly gullible believe. It is genius. Pure genius.
"BAT BOY fights terrorism with a magic sword"

Weekly World News 

The funniest newspaper ever. Sure, the stories are a bunch of bullshit but it's so funny.
I love reading Weekly World News!
Weekly World News by Anonymous June 24, 2003