Streetsweeper

An article which uses abstract and incorrect references to drive uniformed investors to prematurely sell for the benefit of others
That article about my friends stock pick was real streetsweeper

Or

My company just got streetswept by that trash rag
by klagster September 22, 2013
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LF

Tyrone lives in a basement suite that makes him totally LF
by klagster March 13, 2015
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weakybeatup

Someone who cringes from conflict, agrees to all demands, and flees when attacked.
Tad is such a weakybeatup that his neighbor has him taking his suits to the drycleaners.
by klagster June 05, 2015
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MOLF

Some who was once less fuckable and who is now elevated to more or less fuckable.
Once Tyrone moved out of his basement suite he's been upgraded From LF to MOLF
by klagster May 05, 2016
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Streetsweeper

An article which uses abstract and incorrect references to drive uniformed investors to prematurely sell for the benefit of others
That article about my friends stock pick was a real streetsweeper

Or

My company just got streetswept by that trash rag
by klagster September 22, 2013
mugGet the Streetsweepermug.