klagster's definitions

Streetsweeper

An article which uses abstract and incorrect references to drive uniformed investors to prematurely sell for the benefit of others

That article about my friends stock pick was real streetsweeper

Or

My company just got streetswept by that trash rag

by klagster September 22, 2013

LF

less fuckable

Tyrone lives in a basement suite that makes him totally LF

by klagster March 13, 2015

weakybeatup

Someone who cringes from conflict, agrees to all demands, and flees when attacked.

Tad is such a weakybeatup that his neighbor has him taking his suits to the drycleaners.

by klagster June 5, 2015

MOLF

Some who was once less fuckable and who is now elevated to more or less fuckable.

Once Tyrone moved out of his basement suite he's been upgraded From LF to MOLF

by klagster May 5, 2016

Streetsweeper

An article which uses abstract and incorrect references to drive uniformed investors to prematurely sell for the benefit of others

That article about my friends stock pick was a real streetsweeper

Or

My company just got streetswept by that trash rag

by klagster September 22, 2013