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A Weagan is a robotic device that is usually referred to as the "Weagan 3000". It is unbelievably versatile as it automatically becomes an expert in millions of fields. However, the Weagan 3000 has been known to glitch when introduced into social scenarios that can involve alcohol. Possible side effects include frequent heart felt conversations, corny jokes, and total loss of touch with the real world.
Yo my Weagan 3000 is fuckin up!
weagan by Munderton January 19, 2008
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weagan senpai 

literally the best boyfriend you could ever get. weagan senpai is the sweetest person to ever exist and will make you feel like you're the most important person the world. he's also really cute/hot and will make boy's question their sexuality. weagan senpai is also known for being able to cd isl problems and legend has it that he qualified for the IMO at age 02.

all in all, weagan senpai is caring, funny, cute, smart, and the best person in the world. i really love weagan senpai
boy 1: "yo bruh i think im gay for weagan senpai"
boy 2: "yeah same here man"
boy 1: "yeah"
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webaganda 

Propaganda spread specifically via the internet, especially using low resolution images of a political nature often incorporating photo-montage.

(The term first popularized by a psychological warfare expert in 2005)
The distribution of mocking retouched photographs of US President George Bush portraying him as a buffoon or to ridicule US foreign policy, distributed via chain emails and posted on political internet forums, is an example of webaganda.
webaganda by Psywarrior January 1, 2009
A person who strictly only drinks water and no other types of liquid.
That wegan seems to drink about 3 gallons of water a day!
Wegan by Gusster September 29, 2014

rodding the weasand 

In cattle slaughter, the process of sealing the animal's esophagus by inserting a rod into neck of the carcass to draw it out. Once exposed, the esophagus is sealed with a plastic clamp or tied.
A crucial step in preventing E. coli contamination during slaughter is rodding the weasand. If the esophagus is not sealed properly, stomach contents may spill out.
rodding the weasand by Rex X May 31, 2012
A militant weed supporter that acts in a manner identical to that of a militant vegan.
He thinks all non-weed smokers should die; he's such a wegan.
Wegan by mcmark July 29, 2015

Amber weegan

A silly stupid girl that thinks that she has big tits; but in reality she is a skinny lump of shit that has nothing but a bad attitude towards life and others. She likes the "D" she smokes cones everyday in the girls bathrooms and smokes darts in there as well. She seems to think that if she gets more likes on fb than you she can treat you like shit. But no you fuc*king sl*t c*nt! nobody likes you. and Amber if you are reading this, go die in a big hole
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