Weegan

A wanna-be vegan.

I want to be a vegan so badly but just can't commit to it all the way to call myself one. I'm a weegan!

by Annah11 February 3, 2023

weegan

Weegan is middle American term derived from the union of "weed", marijuana, and vegan, the practice of not consuming any animal derived products. It means, in the colloquial, "it's not vegan, but there's weed in it!"

The practice of weeganism arose with the belief that the THC of marijuana acts as a catalyzing agent, and effectively cleanses the dish of any offending animal products, thus rendering it safe for consumption.

"Is that pasta vegan?"
"No, but it's weegan."
"Yum, hand me a plate!

by Mary Jane S. March 22, 2009

Weegan

A vegan according to Uncle Roger.

"Weegans don't know how to enjoy life" - Uncle Roger

by KnorrGuy January 29, 2021

Amber weegan

A silly stupid girl that thinks that she has big tits; but in reality she is a skinny lump of shit that has nothing but a bad attitude towards life and others. She likes the "D" she smokes cones everyday in the girls bathrooms and smokes darts in there as well. She seems to think that if she gets more likes on fb than you she can treat you like shit. But no you fuc*king sl*t c*nt! nobody likes you. and Amber if you are reading this, go die in a big hole

Amber weegan

by Big black jack May 22, 2013

weebanese

The language of a weeaboo

I can't understand your weebanese you annoying fuck, go annoy the Naruto community.

by CrimsonPhantom555 September 11, 2016

weegasm

The shudder of delight when one relieves themselves of a well needed slash.

The guyy next to me in the urinal had a mighty noticeable weegasm!

by Tom Chester June 29, 2006

weenan

nickname for a short, hair covered, hobbit looking creature that tries to play themselves off as a normal human being. Common attributes are extreme alcoholism, extended heart to heart conversations while intoxicated, and a weakened skeletal structure.

a little weenan kid delivered my tray to me while i was in the hospital today.

hoe perm your fucking weave you're starting to look like a weenan

by Dante Jones May 25, 2011