waynf

Why Are You No Fun (W.A.Y.N.F.)
Waynf is a term that applies to any person that is absolutely no fun. This person has little no friends and is constantly begging and pleading to fit in. In life you want to stay as far away from waynfs as you can

Hey Hood do you wanna put $5 on the Cowboys game tonight?
No man, that's too big of a risk for me
C'mon man why are you such a waynf

by OatBaller January 10, 2022

Wayne Valley High School

An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.

“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School

“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid

“Silky babbyyyyyy”

by DubV 69 December 1, 2018

WayNuff

When you've jerked off so much your cock is raw you've jerked off WayNuff

I jerked off WayNuff last night I had to go to a hospital.

by Good Name June 3, 2015

Buddy Wayne Name

As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).

See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.

Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"

Other person: "Salman Rowe."

Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."

by Buddy Wayne February 11, 2019

Master Wayne

When you see some poor kid fall down while snowboarding and you stop right next to him/her and say:

'Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.'

Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

by hiphopapottimus February 8, 2009

Wayne Calandriello

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014

Wayne Stated

When Wayne State University pulls a drastic, last second change affecting a large portion of the student body.

I had my schedule all set up to have Tuesdays off, and then the week before classes start they tell us that this class meets on Tuesdays, despite what is posted when registering. We all just got Wayne Stated.

They changed the syllabus with 2 weeks notice and moved our calculations exam up a whole week to the same day that we have our biochem exam. We all just got Wayne Stated.

by ModulusPharmD October 6, 2011