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A unit of measurement for quantifying the goodness or badness of someone or something.

Usually expressed on a scale of one to five, with one being not all that good and five being very good. In this schema, the word is used with the modifying adjective "up."

Conversely, can be paired with the modifying adjective "down"
to express how bad something or someone is, with one indicating pretty bad and five meaning unbelievably awful.

Very similar to the "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" schema commonly used by the unimaginative, but any time waynes are brought into the picture the intensity of the message is increased by a factor of ten trillion.
Did you see that Meghan McCain chick? Man I give her five waynes up.

Ugh did you see that nasty old Sarah Palin grandma? Five waynes down!
waynes by Definitely Not Wayne August 22, 2009
Term used throughout Ireland meaning children.

I believe it comes from the combination of 'wee' and 'un'.

Wee meaning small and un being a lazy way to say one.

So that wee un evolved into wayne. Just one syllable now.
What are dem dere waynes at?

What are those children doing?
Waynes by LexSteel85 September 22, 2009

Waynes World 

Funniest Movie Ever. Stars Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. It was also made in the year of my birth (1992), which is like....EXCELLENT!

Wayne (Mike Myers) & Garth (Dana Carvey) are two rock-and-roll-loving guys from Aurora, Illinois (Which is a subberb of Chicago, Excellent!) who host a late-night public access show from the basement of Wayne's parents' house. When TV exec Ben Kane (Rob Lowe) decides to PAY them to do their show on a regular network, they quicky agree. But, Wayne & Garth soon discover that it's not all they thought it would be.

Inculdes the famous "Bohemian Rapsody" scene.
Funniest Move EVER!
Trust me, see this movie. NOW!!!

Waynes_politics 

He makes political videos on tiktok
"Wow waynes_politics looks like Logan paul!"
"That's because he IS Logan paul"
Waynes_politics by Elena lol September 27, 2020

john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

lil waynes in it

when a song on your ipod comes on and your friends make fun of you for how gay it is and you say lil waynes in it to make it sound cool and get them to stop then change the song
in the car:
britney spears song comes on
hahaha fag
bro lil waynes in it
oh alright nvm then
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