waxgasm

That great sensation you get when you get earwax removed

I had so much wax in my ear that I had a waxgasm as it was being removed

by gobears1 September 9, 2021

Wargasm

Wargasm... The result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) sex.

Jordan: "man that 9 month deployment to the Stan was rough!"

Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"

Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "

Zach: "That good huh?"

Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"

by Sapper Daddy1 January 12, 2013

Wargasm

The feeling of testostrone mixing with sadism and a mental orgasm, generally does not leave lovestains in your jeans.
This can happen when holding a wicked sword built for actual use, caressing a bitchin' gun, or any weapon for that matter.
It can happen after oblitorating a target/enemy with a vicious attack that completely rocks the room.
You may have a wargasm after witnessing sheer badass combat, such as watching 300, the best of UFC, ect.
On another note, a wargasm also occurs during these things if said thing lasts long enough for the body to fully process and fully grip HOW MUCH FUCKING DAMAGE THAT SORRY BASTARD JUST TOOK!!! (Veins popping out of temples with relish and emphasis)

-I think I just had a Wargasm and it was beautiful.

-"I think im about to have a Wargasm, someone get a mop and bucket!" (WHOOOSH!!!) "HAAaaaa...." *twitch, twitch*

-This sword just gave me a woody, and then I had a Wargasm, its as Wargasmic as that paintball gun I saw last night...

-DUUUDE!!! THAT POINT BLANK SHOTGUN TO THE MOUTH OUT OF NOWHERE JUST GAVE ME A WARGASM!!! FUCK THAT WAS NICE!

-300 gives me multiple Wargasms, that guy is a fuckin badass, it redefined warrior for me!

-Did you see that fight last night? It was Wargasmic!

-WAAAAA!! HAAA! DID YOU!?! AAAAAAH! I THINK IM GONNA...(falls down convulsing as wet spot appears near crotch.)

by Source: Brennan Cox, July 8, 2007

French and Indian Wargasm

It's that thing when a French person and an Indian person are having sex, but then a British person requests a threesome and totally conquers the bedroom, having the greatest orgasm of all.

Did you hear about Dorothea? She totally gave Sitting Bull and Pepe a run for their money in an epic French and Indian Wargasm.

by plikesbiscuits August 15, 2011

wargasmic

adj. of or relating to wargasm. >able to achieve wargasm.
- DERIVATIVES wargasmically adv. wargastic adj. wargastically. adv.

"The helicopter scene in 'Apocalypse Now' when they played Wagner, was totally wargasmic."

by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

wahgasm

When a guitarist seems to have an orgasm during a solo and this action is emphasized by the use of a wah-wah pedal to simulate moaning.

That guitarist was insane! But i swear he had a wahgasm onstage.

by Alex \m/ March 15, 2007

Modern Wargasm

This is a combination of noun and verb.

Noun::: A.K.A. CoD Modern Warfare 2... only the most anticipated game that has dropped in, quite possibly, EVER!!!

Verb::: The act of playing CoD:MW2 and having an epic orgasm, or a wargasm. For a basic description of what happens while pwning n00bs in MW2, please see the Lonely Island video: Jizz In My Pants.

JCop::: Dude, are you ready for some Modern Wargasm all night tonight???

Ryzzle::: Guys, I was playing Modern Wargasm last night and had a modern wargasm.

DakOfDoom::: I just had a modern wargasm!!!

by RAWphenom November 16, 2009