wawldie

A sexual act, so unspeakable as to elicit a response that is, half disgust, half respect.

Tom: What happened to you and Helen last night?
Dave: I gave 'er a wawldie in the toilets.
Tom: Bloody 'ell, is she still speaking to you?

by Johnny Mindless September 5, 2007

Waldie

A Waldie is a person who has extremely low self esteem and doesn't have much confidence.

Typically a Waldie makes up relationships to make himself seem somewhat popular.

He is unloved.

Guy1: don't be a Waldie

Guy2:never date a Waldie

by Syrianscumm005 June 22, 2016