4 definitions by Johnny Mindless

stink

I shouldn't have started that argument last night, I feel a bit stink now.

by Johnny Mindless August 28, 2007

A sexual act, so unspeakable as to elicit a response that is, half disgust, half respect.

Tom: What happened to you and Helen last night?
Dave: I gave 'er a wawldie in the toilets.
Tom: Bloody 'ell, is she still speaking to you?

by Johnny Mindless August 28, 2007

To urinate yourself whilst heavily inebriated, usually whilst passed out.

Gerry, if you crash here tonight, you're not gonna dampdown are you?
Nah, I've only had two pints.

by Johnny Mindless August 28, 2007

Nick: Terry's looking for you man, he's well pissed off!
Dave: I don't business! He's a bwoy, fuck him!

by Johnny Mindless August 28, 2007