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watercott 

The best person ever on the face of the earth who has a lot of swag and silliness
You are such a watercott!!
watercott by Zozothebest March 29, 2016
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watercolored pony 

A tye dyed, berry flavored condom made only for men with very large dicks.
I'm on my way, want me to bring a watercolored pony?

watercooler romance 

a secret love for one who doesnt know you well, or at all.
"you dont even know her bro. this is just a watercooler romance."
watercooler romance by gabe bwood December 27, 2008

watercooler moment 

a significant moment in televison history that is discussed the next day in the workplace.
"did you see janet jacksons' wardrobe malfunction at last nights superbowl" - a recent watercooler moment
watercooler moment by Tsouthman February 6, 2008

watergothim 

ddosgothim man hacked servers and killed people in apex legends
firegothim has now replaced him
banhammergothim
watergothim lol:Hi im water and in todays video were gonna get exposed
me:he has lost so many subscribers from his apology video it makes me laugh

waterbottle girl 

that girl who constantly talks about doctor who and wears old lady sweaters. called water bottle girls because they always carry along a waterbottle with them also identified by there love of tumblr and the hunger games
girl:OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW LEGEND OF KORRA?
girl2:NO I WAS TO BUSY NOT COMBING MY HAIR AND READING HARRY POTTER
waterbottle girl
waterbottle girl by Emrsanic September 24, 2014

Hamster-waterbottle

When a man is suspended from the ceiling and another man performs oral sex on the suspended man, in a manner similar to a hamster licking a waterbottle.
Gabe drank from his Hamster-waterbottle.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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