Waterbed

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1. Someone who gets around and has a lot of excess body fat.

2. A very easy fat slut.

Joe: Everyone in the world has fucked Jamie. She's fat and her face is squished in, but it's just too damn easy, I just can't say no.

Matt: I know, she's a total waterbed, and I'm disgusted at myself for it.

Waterbed by wild oranges August 20, 2009

Words you can keep

waterbed

a combination of roofie and exlax.

Mutha-fucka waterbeddin

waterbed by SaintPaul August 14, 2010

waterbed

1. n. A bed made of water
2. v. The act of preforming sexual intercourse on a waterbed.
3. n. The best surface on which to preform sexual intercourse.

Chris and Emily waterbed every single night.

waterbed by chrisxhong January 4, 2008

Waterbed

(n) When after sex the bed is drenched in sweat.

Dude why is your bed wet?
My girl and I turned it into a waterbed

Waterbed by Datguy9 August 26, 2012

WaterBed

When your bed is drenched in cum; usually after the act of edging or orgasm denial.
Could also happen after many rounds of fucking.

Dude, that new technique you showed me had me in a complete waterbed last night. I think I need another mattress...

WaterBed by NootNoot88 December 15, 2017

Waterbed Ass

An ass, that resembles a waterbed when slapped. For example jiggles and ripples and does not resemble a quality ass.

Did you see the ripples on that waterbed ass? I would never tap an ass like that.

Waterbed Ass by Chadgini June 28, 2012

waterbed people

people who own or enjoy any or all of the following items; a waterbed, a pet reptile or spider, glow in the dark posters, a blacklight, crystal figurines of mystical figures like unicorns wizards etc., eagle tee shirts, dragon shirts, jnco jeans, anything with a wolf on it, teen pregnancy, zimas, and last but not least eyebrow piercings.

ashley: look at that guy at that table with that weird mystical dragon shirt, jncos, and nails in his face.
lindsay: yeah he is waterbed as fuck.
ashley: we should have never come to long john silvers in apache junction too many waterbed people.

waterbed people by lindaisay November 5, 2008

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026