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water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"
A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.
water topper by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

Water Tapper 

When a man's penis hangs low in the toilet bowl, and touches the water below.
Man 1: "Good lord I had a water tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "You're dick is that long?"
Water Tapper by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021

Water Tapper 

When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.
Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"
Water Tapper by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021

Wyoming Waterdipper 

While taking a shit, have the seat up, and sit directly in the water while shitting
Phil did you just rip a Wyoming Waterdipper?
Fuck yeah I did Ricky!

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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