water shit
water shit by brown johnson November 25, 2009
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Water shit
When you go take a shit, and the poo drops out from your bum and lands hard in the toilet bowl, sending a splash of water onto your bum, cleaning your bum so you don't have to wipe it with toilet paper.
Oh, WATER SHIT! The water that other people's shit have been in is now on my bum! Now I need to get a towel to... oh SHIT! Now where can I get a towel?
Water shit by Prothiever June 16, 2010
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Bob: Dude, that sucked… I just got shit water all over my ass!
John: What!
Bob: Yeah. I was just in the bathroom taking a shit and the explosion caused the shit water to fly all over my ass!
John: What!
Bob: Yeah. I was just in the bathroom taking a shit and the explosion caused the shit water to fly all over my ass!
shit water by 4035 September 15, 2006
african shit water
african shit water by Milkman8 December 19, 2017
scooping shit water
When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.
Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.
scooping shit water by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018
Shit-water-dick
Shit-water-dick by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
sheep shit in shallow water
something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.
"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."
sheep shit in shallow water by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010
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