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bottled water 

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.
This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!
bottled water by R2E February 28, 2008

bottled water 

Something a lot of people buy without realizing that it is free everywhere else.
Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp
bottled water by alilhappything June 28, 2006

Bottled Water 

bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......

NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people
Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka
Bottled Water by Ryguy Whits September 25, 2004

Bottled Water 

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.
'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'
Bottled Water by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

Russian Bottled Water 

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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