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Code for Jerking off, jacking off,

or, non gender specifically, masterbating.

"Today my boyfriend called me wanting me to talk dirty to him since he was watching tv"

" Once I walked in on my roommate watching tv, not a pleasant experience."

watching tv by TheSillyOne July 23, 2009

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Watching tv

general for sexual activity, non specific

i wannna go watch sum tv 2nite

Watching tv by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

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Watching TV

Smoking weed.

yo bro, you wanna go watching TV?
Very nice!

Watching TV by ilovewatchingtv October 13, 2011

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TV Watching Utensils

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

TV Watching Utensils by D Flawless November 13, 2021

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tv was watching me

"The TV was watching me" means I fell asleep in front of the television. It sounds like I am paranoid or geeked, but no, nah brah, I wasn't watching the TV; it was watching me.

I had a long day at work, I ate a pizza n fell out on the couch whilst watching TV. Yea man, the TV was watching me.

tv was watching me by Kozak Khan June 26, 2016

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You like watching your neighbors watch TV?

A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.

Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?

You like watching your neighbors watch TV? by AMPflu April 10, 2011

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Watchington

Washington State pronounced in a Mexican tongue.

Where you heading now? We're going to Watchingtonapple harvest is coming up soon.

Watchington by Sir Blackness November 10, 2012

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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