wasticated 

The level of high where you feel like you've snorted cocaine, without having to be awake for 3 days.

I'm so wasticated that I want to tell you my life story.

wasticated by Debly April 3, 2021

wastificated

The condition of being so wasted off alcohol that you are incoherent and beligerent to all around you

i was so wastificated I woke up to a one armed midget

wastificated by 10-44444 August 21, 2005

Basticated

Totally Ka-nackard, when something is totally beyond repair or broken. Absolutely shafted! that is shafted meaning broken.

Damn my computer blew up with smoke and everything, its totally "basticated"

Basticated by Craig September 21, 2004

The Masticated Pecan 

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

The Masticated Pecan by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

Twasticated

Something that is twasted

Your face is so twasticated

Twasticated by Dommo September 21, 2005