wasticated 

The level of high where you feel like you've snorted cocaine, without having to be awake for 3 days.

I'm so wasticated that I want to tell you my life story.

wasticated by Debly April 3, 2021

wastificated

The condition of being so wasted off alcohol that you are incoherent and beligerent to all around you

i was so wastificated I woke up to a one armed midget

wastificated by 10-44444 August 21, 2005

Basticated

Totally Ka-nackard, when something is totally beyond repair or broken. Absolutely shafted! that is shafted meaning broken.

Damn my computer blew up with smoke and everything, its totally "basticated"

Basticated by Craig September 21, 2004

The Masticated Pecan 

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

The Masticated Pecan by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

Twasticated

Something that is twasted

Your face is so twasticated

Twasticated by Dommo September 21, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022