wastificated

The condition of being so wasted off alcohol that you are incoherent and beligerent to all around you

i was so wastificated I woke up to a one armed midget

wastificated by 10-44444 August 21, 2005

wasticated 

The level of high where you feel like you've snorted cocaine, without having to be awake for 3 days.

I'm so wasticated that I want to tell you my life story.

wasticated by Debly April 3, 2021