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1. A girl who has had too many intoxicants and has lost her grip on reality.

2. A bitch, but you can't help but be affectionate about her.

3. One of your guy mates who has done too much weird gay shit to be a wasteman.

Adj. Wastepooned
'Katie Price is a fucking wastepoon.'

'Shit son, that bird over there is literally wastepooned.'

'Ah, aren't you my lovely little wastepoon :-).'
by Kontaktdnb December 09, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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