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noun. someone who drinks (and) somkes ALL the time. said person must be ridiculous when he/she engages in such activities. ridiculous behavior includes throwing tables, saying absured things, running around, jumping through windows.

"ryan is a wasteball"

wasteball by Randy McDevitt July 12, 2008

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wasteball

"ryan is a wasteball"

wasteball by Randy McDevitt May 14, 2006

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wasteball • whiteball • tasteball • wasketball • wastebait • wastebasket • wakeball • wasketball player • Wastealatory Gas • wastebag

wasketball player

A white basketball player. Similar in derivation to wapanese. Examples include Christian Laetner and Larry Bird.

1. I didn't realize the Hoyas had two wasketball players on their team until they put in two White guys in the last minutes of their rout of Cincinnati.

2. Why is it that the ACC teams, especially Duke and North Carolina, have so many wasketball players on their teams?

wasketball player by HoyaFan March 6, 2010

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Ukrainian Waterballoon

When an uncircumcised man squeezes his foreskin over the tip of his penis and starts to urinate causing his closed foreskin to fill up like a water balloon

"Yo i got bored while I was pissing last night so I gave myself a Ukrainian waterballoon"

Ukrainian Waterballoon by Direngreyeduardo June 4, 2017

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Wasterella

A wasted Cinderella; a prima donna with no discernible value, who is rich for no discernible reason

"My boss is the biggest wasterella I have ever seen."

"She's got a huge ass too."

Wasterella by Humor Smith February 20, 2009

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waterballoon

A secret codeword for condoms, used in times when the word condom is not suitable for use. Such as in the company.

John: Hey, you got the 'waterballoons'.
Matt: Oh yeah!

waterballoon by Digital Native November 23, 2009

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Wastebasketing

The act of quickly jumping up off of your partner to dispense your cum into a wastebasket instead of on your partner.

"I was fucking Brian last night and just as he was going to cum, the bastard went wastebasketing."

Wastebasketing by Sadistic1JJ August 22, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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