wasteball

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noun. someone who drinks (and) somkes ALL the time. said person must be ridiculous when he/she engages in such activities. ridiculous behavior includes throwing tables, saying absured things, running around, jumping through windows.

"ryan is a wasteball"

wasteball by Randy McDevitt July 12, 2008

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wasteball

"ryan is a wasteball"

wasteball by Randy McDevitt May 14, 2006

Related Words

wasteball • whiteball • tasteball • wasketball • wastebait • wastebasket • wakeball • wasketball player • Wastealatory Gas • wastebag

wasketball player

A white basketball player. Similar in derivation to wapanese. Examples include Christian Laetner and Larry Bird.

1. I didn't realize the Hoyas had two wasketball players on their team until they put in two White guys in the last minutes of their rout of Cincinnati.

2. Why is it that the ACC teams, especially Duke and North Carolina, have so many wasketball players on their teams?

wasketball player by HoyaFan March 6, 2010

Ukrainian Waterballoon

When an uncircumcised man squeezes his foreskin over the tip of his penis and starts to urinate causing his closed foreskin to fill up like a water balloon

"Yo i got bored while I was pissing last night so I gave myself a Ukrainian waterballoon"

Ukrainian Waterballoon by Direngreyeduardo June 4, 2017

Wasterella

A wasted Cinderella; a prima donna with no discernible value, who is rich for no discernible reason

"My boss is the biggest wasterella I have ever seen."

"She's got a huge ass too."

Wasterella by Humor Smith February 20, 2009

waterballoon

A secret codeword for condoms, used in times when the word condom is not suitable for use. Such as in the company.

John: Hey, you got the 'waterballoons'.
Matt: Oh yeah!

waterballoon by Digital Native November 23, 2009

Wastebasketing

The act of quickly jumping up off of your partner to dispense your cum into a wastebasket instead of on your partner.

"I was fucking Brian last night and just as he was going to cum, the bastard went wastebasketing."

Wastebasketing by Sadistic1JJ August 22, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026