Wash off

An alternative to taking a bath or shower. Usually involves wetting a towel with water from the sink and scrubbing your body. It is mainly done if you’re feeling lazy.

I don’t have time to shower, so I’m just gonna take a wash off.

Wash off by TheNasEffect January 4, 2026

Wash off the Taco 

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.

Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.

Wash off the Taco by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004

wash off tan

When you get enough dirt on your body that it looks like a tan which can then be washed off.

Tim looked like he had a tan, but when he got out of the shower, he was as pale as before. I guess it was just a wash off tan.

wash off tan by Schizoreindeer August 14, 2010

The Wichita Wash-off 

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.

The Wichita Wash-off

The Wichita Wash-off by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009

wash the chinese off

The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.

Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it

wash the chinese off by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020

wash the funk off my junk 

1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids

2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.

She: Hon, you wanna make love?

He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.

wash the funk off my junk by James Cox March 10, 2007

wash my top off 

Scottish euphemism for masturbation.

"Righty ho, wanna go wash my top off. FREEDOM!!" - A Scottish person

wash my top off by Landon Morehead April 8, 2011