Wash off
An alternative to taking a bath or shower. Usually involves wetting a towel with water from the sink and scrubbing your body. It is mainly done if you’re feeling lazy.
Wash off by TheNasEffect January 4, 2026
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Wash off the Taco
Wash off the Taco by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004
wash off tan
Tim looked like he had a tan, but when he got out of the shower, he was as pale as before. I guess it was just a wash off tan.
wash off tan by Schizoreindeer August 14, 2010
The Wichita Wash-off
After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.
The Wichita Wash-off by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009
wash the chinese off
The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.
Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
wash the chinese off by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020
wash the funk off my junk
1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids
2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
She: Hon, you wanna make love?
He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
wash the funk off my junk by James Cox March 10, 2007
wash my top off
wash my top off by Landon Morehead April 8, 2011
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