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wasaaaaaaap 

Most annoying catch phrase of the new millenium. Only said when greeting someone on the phone but you have nothing to talk about. If said otherwise, it proves your idiocy.
1: Wasaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
1: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
2: So, why'd you call me?
1: No reason.
2: Good gracious!
1: ... Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?

Continues for hours.
wasaaaaaaap by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003
Words you can keep

wasaaaaaaap 

Another form of what's up.

-What's up
-Wassup
-Wuzup
-Wasaaaaaaap
Sarah: WASAAAAAAAP!!
Me: You because you are friggin' high.
wasaaaaaaap by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

wasaaaaaaap 

Meaning how r u, but then shortened (somehow) to whats up. After an extremely funny budwiser advert, it changed once again to wassssssssssaap!
(on the phone)
Dude 1: Hey dude
Dude 2: WASAAAAAAAP!
Dude 1: WASAAAAAAAAAP!
Dude 2: Just sittin @ home, havin a bud.
Dude 1: Tru.
wasaaaaaaap by l December 9, 2003

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

your baby brother is crying nonstop.
and very loudly
1: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
2: wtf are you doing

waaaaaaaa 

An onomatopoeia of the sound that young children make when they cry. Of course, the number of "a"s range, from 2 to infinity. Why this habit of "waaaaaaaa"ing fades over time is because as we mature, us humans understand that crying loudly in public is embarrassing, and thus we avoid doing so.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Mom: Oh, no, the baby's crying!
waaaaaaaa by bubblemochi February 2, 2014

Waaaaaaaaa 

When you send a textmessage to a friend and he is too busy to write a serious answer because he's moving to a new flat.
Text message: "Hey! The second season of Twin Peaks is released on DVD" Answer "Waaaaaaaaa."
Waaaaaaaaa by T. (Terje) February 7, 2007

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A way to signify crying in the role play of adopt and raise in Roblox. Commonly used by baby Boo’s and slammed in the chat, often with a exclamation point at the end and all capital letters.
Baby Boo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I pooped in my diper.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAA by LilGT19 January 25, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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