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Euphemism for the constant buzzing and hissing heard on vinyl records.

Used by fans of vinyl, who claim this distortion makes records sound better than CDs; which sound too "clean".
Vinyl Fan: Here let me put on this record, then you'll understand. (Record starts playing) Do you hear the warmth?
Normal Guy: Warmth? I just hear a bunch of hissing under the music. Why is that better than a CD?
warmth by GAWII March 2, 2009
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A term that defines weather that is warm plus has a high humity point making a persons skin feel warm and glisten.
Walking outside on a warm sunny day, humidity point is higher than usual, causing the skin to lightly glisten as the skin moisture evaporates slowly, "It is warmity today.
Warmity by LPMcG October 10, 2011
Warty is a white party or social event. Typically to do with fraternities or sororities on a college campus; This term is used by non-white individuals at predominately white institutions.
Jamie: "Jade where are you going tonight?"
Jade: "Oh, I'm wartying at ZBT tonight"
Warty by VIRGOAT September 9, 2023

Kettle Warmth 

Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water
Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth
When you are completely in love with a boy but he gives you so many fucking mixed signals, and so you decide to hit something, and say sorry so you use your inflatable hammer and massage the warmt area on the body.
Girl 1- "FUCKING Kyzak THE ARGHHH"
Girl 2- "Calm down..."
Girl 1- *Hits girl 2 then applies apology through massaging warmt area*
warmt by ZoeBrea October 28, 2013

Awkward Bum Warmth 

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.
I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.