warilla 

Pwns noobs at splinter cell

0mFg warilla just pwn3d me!

warilla by Blahownsyou September 20, 2008

Warillusen 

A deranged, lemon-obsessed woodcutter.

A Warillusen is usually naked in appearance, and lives with his 7 wives, 28 children and 39 aunts and uncles in one small milk-bar home.

Warillusen's are renowned for their quickness in bed.

If you hear a person say 'Ting' instead of 'Thing' then he's probably a Warillusen.

Why is that guy fucking a lemon? He must be a Warillusen

Warillusen by The Taxonomist November 25, 2009

Gorilla from Wasilla 

Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.

I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.

Gorilla from Wasilla by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Wasilla Girl 

A Wasilla girl is interested in married or otherwise taken men-usually much older men. Their goal is to get a man to leave everything for her and fall in love, then he will be ghosted. These are not hit or miss attributes, but all inclusive; meaning a Wasilla girl will do all of these, not just some. You will know them by the warnings from others that say things like "I can't really explain, but I've seen her over and over to different people so keep your distance". They are great at acting, and will always convince their victims that they are the absolute exception. They joke about things such as collecting jars of men's tears. They eventually turn into bloated and horrendously bitter women at Walmart who ride the electric scooter, altho they can walk, and run over people's toes then tell at them for being in the way.

Stay away from Becky. She's a Wasilla Girl!

Wasilla Girl by Concrete Coyotes November 7, 2019

Wasilla high school

Where all the druggies and sluts in the Mat-su valley go to school. Having sex or even being around the skanks that walk those halls will result in a variety of STD's. They have shitty everything for sports. their principal is really cool but other than that the only positive thing is the aids on the toilet seats.

Bristol Palin went to Wasilla High School....just like her momma.

Wasilla high school by Dean richardson February 13, 2012

Wasillabilly 

The Alaska version of a traditional hillbilly.

Samantha: Hey, lets go party tonight at that new club! Jessica: Can't. My new Wasillabilly boyfriend is taking me hunting this weekend.

Wasillabilly by kittychi99 October 7, 2009

Wasillabeast 

In the book of Tea Bag of the Neocon bible, the coming totalitarianistic ruler expected to usher in the New World Order, thereby ridding the earth of gotcha journalism and all liberals.

Suspected to have already appeared on Faux News numerous times while awaiting the prophesied time to reveal itself completely.

See also Mooselini, Caribou Barbie, mama grizzly, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Yup... earthquakes, famine, floods, implant chips... all the signs point to the revelation of Wasillabeast any time now.

Wasillabeast by dookeyboy November 24, 2010