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wannamilf 

A woman who thinks she is a lot hotter than she actually is and relishes in the (perceived) attention. Constantly scans the environment for guys who she thinks are checking her out (but really aren't). She sneers and glares at them in disapproval, when in reality she basks in the attention she thinks she is getting (but really isn't). Annoying AF. Usually middle-aged women age 30-40's, generally not hideous looking but not that hot. Can often be seen at fitness clubs primping themselves in the mirror and scanning the environment to see who she thinks is checking them out - but really isn't.
"Dude, that wannamilf over there thinks you're checking her out. She looks pissed but keeps looking back at you."
"I wasn't looking at her, I was just looking around for the bathroom - I gotta piss"
wannamilf by RATTnroll September 11, 2018
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Wannabilly 

An individual who wants to be rockabilly or vintage but just doesn't have it.
See how that guy has his jeans cuffed? He is such a wannabilly.
Wannabilly by Trueblue August 7, 2012
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proper lad 

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Oblication 

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