wanksack

Most commonly refers to a bed, but sometimes to a sleeping bag. A private place for a good spank of the monkey.

Get out yer feckin wanksack! It's almost midday!

by Pete May 30, 2006

Wanksack

This is a slang word for the testicles

Man, my wanksack's bursting - i need a shag!!!!

by boho chick March 16, 2005

wanksack

basically a word for a pair of balls .

wow those wanksacks are huge !

by CJ1995 December 9, 2010

wanksack

a wanksack is someone who doesnt have a big enough dick so they have to wank their ball-sack.

"that guys so annoying, hes a wanksack."

by Aedan. W November 5, 2023

wanksock

a sock that you spit your man fat on..

last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..

by Brent Waller August 12, 2004

wankdackery

v. The act of dacking (pulling down someones pants), when
they are have an erection. Generally results in public
humiliation. Can also result in ostracisation from a
group, when it is performed when the "wankdackee" is
surrounded by males. Thus, the group assumes that this
person is homosexual.

Wankdacker: I have decided I am going to wankdack you.
Innocent Bystander: What is wankda...
Guy #1: Man, what the fuck dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, this is a Males Only place.
Guy #1: Oh...my..god

After this wankdackery, a swift rejection from the group follows.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy September 5, 2008

wanksock

Whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn't stain the carpet

I was going through Frankies washing & out popped a crusty wanksock

by Francis B November 20, 2007