Theuglyman's definitions

wankmart

Any store where you can buy penises.

You dont understand, I went to wankmart and they had some sexy chickens.

by Theuglyman December 12, 2017

Little Pump

Someone with malformed Testicoils.

Did you see Little Pump? He has malformed Testicoils. Damn, I wish I could be that cool...

by Theuglyman July 13, 2018

testicoils

Coiled Testicles.

Wow that dude had testicoils. It was scary.

by Theuglyman December 12, 2017

Urban dic

A place where memes go to writhe in filth and coalesce

I searched Urban dick on Urban dic and it gave me some interesting results.

by Theuglyman July 29, 2018

bullshatterized

The act of shattering an object so badly it becomes fecal matter.

Dude! You bullshatterized my television! We have a big mess to clean up!
Dude! Don't bullshatterize me! That's illegal! And unsanitary!

by Theuglyman December 13, 2017