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Winfield 

A small town in the chicago suburbs located in the Milton township with a population of about 9000, mostly consisting of poor old people and stoner kids.

Aside from it's neighbors Wheaton and Naperville,it's not all full of rich white pricks.
There's really not much to do in Winfield than cause mischief or go to the liquor store.
Kevin: Hey wanna go to Winfield?

Austin: Why? All there is to do there is teepee old people's houses and smoke weed.
Winfield by 9pac November 15, 2013
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winfield 

Most commonly somked cigarette brand in Australia. My boss and I, for example, work at Woolworths and we both smoke Winfield light blue. Not the greates brand- I'll always prefer my Dunhill blues and Horizon 8's. But damn god for work.
"Michelle and Renee went out for a wini blue."

"Jesus I need a smoke! Can I have a pack of Winfield Reds Please Michelle?"

"I'm Going for a smok. Wini Blues anyone?"
winfield by Iloverenee May 12, 2006

Winfield 

Winfield is great guy, Winfield's normally like video games and basketball. Fly high wini.
Winfield you bloody legend.
Winfield by wodjwaodwiada October 2, 2018

Winfield 

Winfield is, according to its 10 person population, is a town in Central New Jersey. Everyone else in the world knows that it is not a town though. It is a myth.
Person 1: "I live in Winfield"
Person 2: "Oh, so that must mean you live in a myth!"

Winfield Park 

A small town in New Jersey that does exist.
It is small, and has unusual rules.
People from Winfield Park are either extremely unusual, or super awesome. Sometimes even both.
P1: That kid was from Winfield Park.
P2: ....That explains a lot.

winfield blue

Just goin' down the shop for a packa' winnie blues an' a chocky milk

or

I am going to the store to purchase a packet of Winfield Blue's and a chocolate milk
winfield blue by Bloke Man May 9, 2008

Winfield Red's 

A tool of the derelict,if a full pack of these 16mg bastard durries was smoked through virgin lungs it could possibly kill.
Coloquially shortened to Winnie Red's.
Cunt #1: That guy is smoking Winfield Red's, wearing Adidas Snap Pants and sporting an 8/10 mullet factor.
Cunt #2: Yeah, must be a westie.
Winfield Red's by Diego December 7, 2003
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