Skip to main content

Winfield 

A small town in the chicago suburbs located in the Milton township with a population of about 9000, mostly consisting of poor old people and stoner kids.

Aside from it's neighbors Wheaton and Naperville,it's not all full of rich white pricks.
There's really not much to do in Winfield than cause mischief or go to the liquor store.
Kevin: Hey wanna go to Winfield?

Austin: Why? All there is to do there is teepee old people's houses and smoke weed.
Winfield by 9pac November 15, 2013
Words you can keep

winfield 

Most commonly somked cigarette brand in Australia. My boss and I, for example, work at Woolworths and we both smoke Winfield light blue. Not the greates brand- I'll always prefer my Dunhill blues and Horizon 8's. But damn god for work.
"Michelle and Renee went out for a wini blue."

"Jesus I need a smoke! Can I have a pack of Winfield Reds Please Michelle?"

"I'm Going for a smok. Wini Blues anyone?"
winfield by Iloverenee May 12, 2006

Winfield 

Winfield is great guy, Winfield's normally like video games and basketball. Fly high wini.
Winfield you bloody legend.
Winfield by wodjwaodwiada October 2, 2018

Winfield 

Winfield is, according to its 10 person population, is a town in Central New Jersey. Everyone else in the world knows that it is not a town though. It is a myth.
Person 1: "I live in Winfield"
Person 2: "Oh, so that must mean you live in a myth!"

Winfield Park 

A small town in New Jersey that does exist.
It is small, and has unusual rules.
People from Winfield Park are either extremely unusual, or super awesome. Sometimes even both.
P1: That kid was from Winfield Park.
P2: ....That explains a lot.

winfield blue

Just goin' down the shop for a packa' winnie blues an' a chocky milk

or

I am going to the store to purchase a packet of Winfield Blue's and a chocolate milk
winfield blue by Bloke Man May 9, 2008

Winfield Red's 

A tool of the derelict,if a full pack of these 16mg bastard durries was smoked through virgin lungs it could possibly kill.
Coloquially shortened to Winnie Red's.
Cunt #1: That guy is smoking Winfield Red's, wearing Adidas Snap Pants and sporting an 8/10 mullet factor.
Cunt #2: Yeah, must be a westie.
Winfield Red's by Diego December 7, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Next