publicable

someone you are who is attractive enough to be seen in public with; most often used by men to describe the women they have been with or would like to be with

1:I went home with this chic after the bar last night.
2:Oh really? Why don't you bring her camping with us next week?
1:I don't think so, she's not publicable.

by Jimmy Murphy September 02, 2006

The public

No you assholes are just as bad as that rich fucking retard you hate. I've seen you shit-heads trample eachother to death over black friday sales. You're boycotting carbonated poison over a guy wearing a dress. You can barely figure out which version of cancer stick you want to die from. I drive drunk (after drinking a 24 pack of Bud Platinum) better than 75% of you assholes drive sober. I literally have better drunk coordination than the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And don't even get me started on the witch burning. Oh! And the imposed schizophrenia! The people following me around. Making sex noises and pretending to be me. It's hard to even make the case that you should have a say in your own lives. Even the WORST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE are STILL entirely theoretical at this point and even the NON-THEORETICAL THINGS have been as subtle and harmless as a warm breeze.

Hym "How about instead of the public having any kind of say in anything I do or think, we start some kind of buyout system where I can opt out of society and get the fuck away from you all as quickly and throughly as possible? You hate all of the things that I am anyway. To trust the public with any decision making power I would have to actually pretend that you wouldn't suffocate me under your heel for a 50% off Ps5. You don't even want me here. So, yeah, buyout system. You all just go fuck yourselves. I just do whatever. Everything's kosher."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

Publics

When the male pubic hairs are forced out of position through the fun hole or over the elastic strap. These are visible by the act of unzipping the penal zip in the pants.

dude zip it up you got some publics goin on down low. We dont need that faggot go suck some dino eggs!

by jklbhkgbj December 12, 2006

PUBLIC

PUBLIC is comprised of three secret agent children, groomed to live their lives as a pop-rock band...undercover ;(
Agent #1: I'm John. I'm simply defined as the phantom of the opera in jeans.
Agent #2: I'm Ben. And I'm actually just threee ducks, glued together. Also in jeans.
Agent #3: I'm Matt, and I like to draw myself shopping (for jeans).

I'm glad my children didn't end up being a PUBLIC.

by iHeartRadio August 15, 2018

publical

Information that is public. The opposite of personal information.

Some things are personal and others are publical.

by Knitted Fox December 03, 2009

publicate

To flamboyantly show to the jury.

Young Anthony intended to publicate the "smoking gun" to the jury at the conclusion of his case-in-chief.

by Squidgee Moot June 18, 2006

publics

Male facial hair that is long, dark, and coarse much like that of pubic hair.

"Check out that guy's publics."
"Your publics are showing."
"Publics are quickly emerging as a trend among scene kids."

by merryK June 17, 2008