Wanker's tan 

An expression of habit, where a person (generally male) stays in his room for a prolonged period.

'Pete's just got Football Manager 2009, so he'll be working on his wanker's tan for a while.'

Wanker's tan by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009

wanker's tan 

Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.

'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'

wanker's tan by Chuckle Mother May 13, 2005

stanky wanker 

When your British relative grows a tail and enjoys not flushing the damn commode.

My chap went to download the brown load and left me a stanky wanker on purpose!!

stanky wanker by anonymous May 27, 2023

Wankerstank

A stinky whore with a fishy vagina

Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine

Wankerstank by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008

wankerstanker 

Pretty much every insult in one.

Omg Becky you’re such a wankerstanker!

wankerstanker by Supremeweeb June 27, 2019