Wanker's tan

An expression of habit, where a person (generally male) stays in his room for a prolonged period.

'Pete's just got Football Manager 2009, so he'll be working on his wanker's tan for a while.'

by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009

Wankers Respect

To accomplish something or gain recognition from your peers which usually derives from a dare or a hap-hazard scenario which you would not put yourself into.

'John's got laid by a 72 year old? He gets some wankers respect for that.'

by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009