wank spanner
wank spanner by poondaddy January 5, 2005
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wank spanner
wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
wank spanner by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004
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wank spanner
mother fucker who is the ultimate arsehole, and no matter how hard he/she trys evrybody will hate. i.e.
wank spanner by Shane B January 13, 2004
Wank Spanners
1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
Wank Spanners by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005
(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)
((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.
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wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006
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