by poondaddy January 06, 2005
wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004
by Brother of Wankspanner January 04, 2007
mother fucker who is the ultimate arsehole, and no matter how hard he/she trys evrybody will hate. i.e.
by Shane B January 13, 2004
by Codiak July 31, 2003
1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
by Leroy Larger February 07, 2005
by Tight Trousers August 09, 2006