wank jank

A guy that is so into himself that his junk don't stank.

Larry played shuffleboard like a wank jank.

by Robert Smashalablob February 27, 2014

Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.

"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."

by NebulaNom April 02, 2015