A handkerchief a guy takes to bed to masterbate into, so he does'nt leave semen stains on the bed sheets. Posher than using a kleenex but less posh than using a condom.
Paul is sick, he left a wank hank on the radiator to dry so he could use it again without washing it.
by The pioneering chronic masturbator September 14, 2006
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I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!
Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...
Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"
Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"
by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010
Get the Hank the asphyxi wank mug.Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum
guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes
guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008
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Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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