wank glove
A glove-like device worn on the hand to assist masturbation. May include lubricants and some form of 'output' catching device.
wank glove by Inventor February 11, 2003
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Wank Wool Glove
A Woolen Wank Glove is a knitted accessory used to wank with........
If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)
If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)
Wank Wool Glove by rallly ali January 26, 2011
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wank glove • Wank Wool Glove • wankylover • Wang Lover • Wank Love • wank • wank-stain • wank-bank • wank off • wank spanner
wankylover
She is a very funny person. She is best friends with liveformikasa 👩🏼 🍳. she is a lovely Pisces and is very smart. She also couldn’t get her discord to work 😒
wankylover by Liveformikasa June 14, 2021
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