Wank Day 

The day of the week in which a break from women must take place and one must hang with his bros.

"Yo Sam, what are you doing Saturday?" "I'm shaging Emily" "Naw man Saturday is a Wank Day."

Wank Day by Real-i-g November 5, 2014

International Wank Day 

The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.

Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?

International Wank Day by Bongonog November 11, 2019

No Wank Day 

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.

Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀

No Wank Day by Jo Dada July 7, 2020

Mutual wank day. 7th February 

The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February

Mutual wank day. 7th February

Mutual wank day. 7th February by anonymous February 6, 2024

national wank over ex day 

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her

happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby

national wank over ex day by hwggg October 9, 2025