wank chart 

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank

Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.

wank chart by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankchariot

Someone who is a complete idiot.

You're an absolute wankchariot, Dylan.

wankchariot by Wankchariot101 February 26, 2018