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walter payton 

questionably the best RB the NFL has ever seen, played most of his career for the chicago bears, RIP
Pub Quiz
Question Reader: Who is the best RB to have ever lived?
Contestant One: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Two: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Three: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Four: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Fag from New England: *writes "Corey Dillon"*
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Walter Payton College Prep 

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.
Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

walter payton college prep 

a school full of mostly rich white kids who are considered the sporty nerds. people there are full of themselves and think they are better and smarter than everyone else. did i mention they're white and privileged? if you go there and aren't a rich white ego maniac, congrats. but still, you go to payton so you're still a jerk.
no one likes those rich white walter payton college prep kids.

Peyton Walters 

This dude has a 4.5 gpa, a nice haircut, and will fuck the shit out of your teacher with his mind. This dude says the right things at the right times to get your teacher wet af.
1. "Damn why is Mrs. Johnson looking at Johnny like that?"
"He's obviously a Peyton Walters"
2. "Yo you hear what happened in 5th block?"
"Na what happened?"
"Peyton Walters was saying some smart shit and Mrs. Johnson came in her pants"
"Damn bro"
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