wally whomp

to mash vigorously
to have erotic sexual intercourse

Dave: Dood, I totally wally whomped the shit outta that broad.
Shandel: lmfao
Dave: Dood, I might just go back for anotha sesh.
Shandel: Ok. do it fam. ill join in.
OR
Kid 1: DOOD I WALLY WHOMPED YOUR MOM.
Kid 2: OMG!? REALLY!?!?!
Kid 3: DOOD YOU WALLY WHOMPED HIS MOM? I DID TOO!
Kid 1: IMA WALLY WHOMP YOU ALL WITH MY PENIS!

by El Wangadore February 22, 2008

Wally Whomp

When a male smacks a female in the face with his penis.

"Oh yeah dude, I SO wally whomped that hoe!!! I even knocked a tooth out and gave her a fat lip!"

by Megan Langley April 4, 2009

Wolly Whomp

To beat the shit out of somebody! To jokingly mess with your spouse!

Steve Wolly Whomped Hayle for not knowing the definition of Wolly Whomp!

by Stackin.Steve December 9, 2021

Wollywhomp

1. The process of one grabbing another by the penis, ripping it off, and shoving it up their anus.

"John shut the hell up, or I swear to god I will Wollywhomp you so hard your nipples will explode."

My friend drank the last juicebox in the fridge, so I Wollywhomped him so severly that I ruptured his anus.

I stole Kool-Aid from a Black Man. Shortly after, he Wollywhomped me.

My girlfriend found out that I was cheating on her with another woman, which resulted in a severe Wollywhomp distribution.

by Jaxz February 23, 2011

WallyWhop

THE CORRECT- ORIGINAL saying was WALLY WHOP not MOLLYWHOP. Blacks NEVER said MOLLYWHOP what bitch nanee Molly getting her ass beat!

Wally is a term used for White boys that came from “Leave It to Beaver”. So every square white boy was and is a Wally! You white bastards tried to use our terms and fucked up the word for ages to come.

Keep fucking up our slang and TRUST you will get WALLYWHOPPED PERIOD

by RealTalk718 November 19, 2019