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walrus' walnuts
Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.
After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.
walrus' walnuts by giraffe-o October 12, 2012
Related Words
walfus • walrus • walrusing • walrus punch • Walrus Face • Walrussing • WaifuSexual • Walrused • WalrusGuy • walnus
Chapped Walrus
Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.
Chapped Walrus by leopoldoYjose_FromSpanishClass February 21, 2015
Walrus Shuffle
A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.
I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.
Walrus Shuffle by johnny weekend June 26, 2012
Overenthusiastic Walrus
When a woman is giving oral to two guys at the same time standing on either side of her, facing inwards. The two men's phallic appendages give the appearance of the woman having tusks which results in comedic appearance.
Overenthusiastic Walrus by Walrus <3er February 9, 2009
Sad Walrus
A man that has a walrus mustache and is always sad no matter what the situation. For Example CoolPenguin from Caffeine.
Sad Walrus by WordsthatareRandom May 15, 2019
swamp walrus
A sexual maneuver that begins in missionary position (laying down, man on top). As the man feels his climax nearing, he removes himself from the woman and mounts her chest.
Kneeling on her, he pins her upper arms down under his shins and moves his phallus towards her face.
With her arms inoperable, any protest of receiving a facial is negated. The woman will often flail her forearms around in protest, adding to the hilarity.
Upon sufficient stimulation the man will relieve his seed upon the woman's face. If unwelcomed, the woman may close her eyes and turn her head side to side in disgust.
The flailing arms and turning head call to mind the image of a walrus emerging from a murky, thick swamp struggling to break the surface of the water.
For added enjoyment - at your own risk - shove the ol' Johnson rod into the woman's mouth for an unforgettable soundtrack to the act.
Once the act is complete, it is customary for the man to offer the lady a towel.
Kneeling on her, he pins her upper arms down under his shins and moves his phallus towards her face.
With her arms inoperable, any protest of receiving a facial is negated. The woman will often flail her forearms around in protest, adding to the hilarity.
Upon sufficient stimulation the man will relieve his seed upon the woman's face. If unwelcomed, the woman may close her eyes and turn her head side to side in disgust.
The flailing arms and turning head call to mind the image of a walrus emerging from a murky, thick swamp struggling to break the surface of the water.
For added enjoyment - at your own risk - shove the ol' Johnson rod into the woman's mouth for an unforgettable soundtrack to the act.
Once the act is complete, it is customary for the man to offer the lady a towel.
1. Dude, my buddy Dario gave this chick a swamp walrus last night. He's a legend.
2. Babe, have you ever been swamp walrused before, would you like to?
3. The swamp walrus is my signature finishing move. Most girls are confused during the act, but afterwards they all admit to enjoying it.
2. Babe, have you ever been swamp walrused before, would you like to?
3. The swamp walrus is my signature finishing move. Most girls are confused during the act, but afterwards they all admit to enjoying it.
swamp walrus by darioistheman August 30, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.