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1. vaginal fluid that comes out the vagina during sexual intercourse, orgasm, birth, or masturbation.

2. to ejaculate off a woman.
i fucked him then i walffed all over his dick.

cum walff on my pussy big daddy.
walff by mysexlife77 February 19, 2018
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1. the female fluid that comes out the vagina during cycle, sex, orgasm or masturbation.

2. to ejaculate fluid put of the vagina during sexual encounters.
please daddy jack my pussy off and taste this yummy walff.
i was masturbating and walff squirted on his face.
walff by mysexlife77 February 20, 2018
1. derogatory, slang : love fluid that comes out of a woman's box that a man loves to taste.
2. derogatory, slang: sexual intercourse with a woman.
i got walff running down my pussy.

i wanna walff with her in the bed all night.
walff by mypussy25 February 20, 2018
An extremely homosexual individual. Someone who initiates gay conversations and is extremely fruity around the boys.
Gosh, Will is being such a walff right now, I’m just trying to chill with the boys.

Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."
Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

Cheeky Dick Waffle 

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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