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Waambulance

A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.
Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.
Waambulance by Martin Beck June 8, 2007

waaambulance

What somebody should call for when they whine all the time.
She's always whining about something, she should call the waaambulance.
waaambulance by Dillman January 5, 2007

waambulance

What you call when someone is being a bitch.
Hello? Whine one one? I'd like to call a waambulance.
waambulance by assninja4827 September 23, 2009

Walmaflauge 

The clothes wealthy people change into before going shopping at walmart to blend in with the locals and avoid being attacked! (generally anything camo, displaying a local sports team or with a hunting / fishing logo)
Dude you gunna get jumped by the welfare warriors if you wear that suit to walmart!
Fuck, yeah, lemme change into some walmaflauge real quick!
Walmaflauge by KampKracken May 20, 2017

Waambulance

something you say to your friends when they need to suck it up and take it like a man.
friend: Dude, I just got hit by a car, I cant move my legs!

you: Awwww, do I need to call a fucking waambulance bro?
Waambulance by germanbwa January 28, 2009

call a waaambulance 

An expression used when someone is whining incessantly.
Call a waaambulance for that spoiled brat, or she'll need a real one before long.