KampKracken's definitions

Alchiology

Using clues such as where your clothes are, random pictures or texts on your phone, where you woke up, and information from other people to try to remember the events of a hard night of drinking. (or maybe just who the person laying next to you is and where you met)

I'm going to need to do some serious Alchiology to figure out what the fuck happened last night!

by KampKracken May 20, 2017

Walmaflauge

The clothes wealthy people change into before going shopping at walmart to blend in with the locals and avoid being attacked! (generally anything camo, displaying a local sports team or with a hunting / fishing logo)

Dude you gunna get jumped by the welfare warriors if you wear that suit to walmart!
Fuck, yeah, lemme change into some walmaflauge real quick!

by KampKracken May 20, 2017