wagmitize 

To convert, as in the manner of language written or spoken, the pompous language of a Republican lawyer into the comforting siren song for crypto frends. Usually involves abbreviations GM and GN for morning and evening salutations, as well as assorted apologies for things not in fact done incorrectly.

Can you please wagmitize this copy and post it in the discord announcements channel?

wagmitize by JF | NFT.com May 2, 2022

warmatize 

To make something warm, change the surroundings to warm up a room or person.

Give me some more blankets so I can warmatize myself.

warmatize by Kelly ann November 23, 2006

Warmities

Objects that lead to or produce warmth. they can be foods, clothing, anything that will add to a cosy, warm setting.

hey, lets grab some warmities and head to the park for a winter picnic.

Warmities by hippopotamus anonymous January 10, 2009

Warmities

things that bring about warm and cozy feelings such as hot cocoa, blankets and slippers.

"Ah! it's freezing out there"

"Good thing we have a toasty fire and our warmities!"

Warmities by BenKayla January 24, 2008

warmities

objects that lead to or produce warmth. they can be foods, clothing, anything that will add to a cosy, warm setting.

hey, lets grab some warmities and head to the park for a winter picnic.

warmities by hippopotamus anonymous January 10, 2009

Vagmitized 

When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.

Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.

Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...

Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.

Vagmitized by $lapaho December 30, 2018

warpitize 

To warp something to the max,beyond belief.

His face has been horribly warpitized due to the giant vacuum sucking at his face.

warpitize by Eric G unit November 13, 2005