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Waging war on God 

No I like that part of it but I'm trying to elucidate a point.
Hym "No I like the waging war on God part but the point is you can either be my equal or you can be a thing I use to prove I'm better than others and if you're going to let someone else do it then I'm GOING to do it to you. That's going to happen because that was your choice."
Waging war on God by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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Waging Out

A psychotic break or mental breakdown caused by prolonged exposure to a monotonous, unrewarding, tedious, or otherwise mind-numbing workplace, typically (but not necessarily) one considered to be entry-level, or one that pays minimum "wage."
At Walmart this morning, I caught an eyeful of the wage rage, an employee was really waging out; I found them crying and screaming in the bathroom.
Waging Out by BigDungo November 11, 2021

Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

waking up 

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.
It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.
waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

Geoff Wigington 

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.
Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!
Geoff Wigington by devvoon May 15, 2018

ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.
I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.
ball wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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