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waggle daggle

To use the extremity, such as a hand or foot, of a sleeping or otherwise incoherent friend to masturbate or to finish off a masturbatory activity at the end of a hard partying evening.
hey dude I'm sorry but I had to use you for a waggle daggle this nut wasn't gonna bust itself.
waggle daggle by emilionaire September 1, 2010
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Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle 

Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle(DWSW) is a form of currency brought about by a need to have a common form of currency that holds it value relative to every other currency out there.

Since the Dollar itself has been used as a relative value, it has fallen in value. Did you know that there are now a few (maybe two) currencies that are better valued than the Dollar, now? Well, How do you say $1=3.25 of whatever the currency is without getting depressed about it? You use the DWSW as a basis instead. It's much easier to say 1DWSW=$0.50 without getting depressed,yes?
George exchanged 1 DWSW(Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle) for $0.50 in America, where the exchange rate is better than in other countries...

Wangle Dangles 

Testicles that hang lower than most.
Man that kids wangle dangles need a harness, look at those boys sailing in the wind!!!
Wangle Dangles by jandkarp4 June 21, 2008

Wangle Dangle Tangle

When you twirl your penis like a windmill and hit your partner in the face with it, and your dick then gets caught in her hair as you try to pull away.
Maryl and I had sex this weekend and it ended up being a Wangle Dangle Tangle we were stuck for half an hour

Wangle Dangle 

When you twirl your penis like a windmill and hit your parnter in the face with it.

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world
"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

"Dude , John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is literal god"
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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