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What A Fuck Load Of Fail. Cousin word of aflof but used by itself whereas aflof is used in a sentence.
40-year-old-man-named-Edgar: Hey junior high school girls, why don't you jump on into my nightrider?? I got candy and joose and some 4locos :D
13-year-old-girl-named-Stephanie: Waflof. Cmon Jeanette let's go home. I don't like pedophiles.
12-year-old-girl-named-Jeanette: You're right Steph, this guy is aflof.

40-year-old-man-named-Edgar: Where you girls going? Is it my balding head? Is it the beer gut? Is it the fact that I smell like shit? Why am I aflof?

Both-of-the-girls: This guy doesnt even know why he's aflof. waflof. i'm disappointed.
waflof by eTard :] September 6, 2009
Barker: I've give up drinking
Lads: WALOFS
walofs by LeonardKey February 20, 2014
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WallOfTruth

The affliction where one can't type properly due to intoxication ...
<Joe> ofgr whaath im neked! and im also not weearing clooothes!!

<jack> Dude, you're so WallOfTruth-ed, get a grip man.
WallOfTruth by RadiositySG November 27, 2004
Waflo by Joe December 29, 2004
When a group of guys gather around a plate of waffles and masturbate aiming at the waffles. This game is designed to emulate putting syrup on your waffles, just with more homosexuality added into the idea. The last person to cum on the plate is required to eat the waffles.

This is also known as playing "soggy waffles"

Aslo known as a very gay person in the online community of hobowars.com
I like to play Waflo because my sexual stamina is very high and I always lose. But its always a win in my book. ;)
Waflo by Waflo HBW February 25, 2005
A warloff is Polish slang for a slut or whore who specializes in salad tossing.
See her walking down the street? She's such a warloff.
warloff by Luddo October 31, 2007

wallofame 

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